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Careful If Oral Inside Car

Post by applez » Tue May 05, 2009 1:16 pm

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,â€

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Post by weaver87 » Tue May 05, 2009 1:26 pm

also heard a slightly different story....the van driver was the secretary's husband....who after getting the call from the PI, drove to the spot and purposely banged into their car.....

well, the morale of the story is.....dont blow in the car park that is crowded?! LOL :shhhh:

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Post by sleesey » Tue May 05, 2009 2:09 pm

Wah...the secretary got strong teeth sia :lol: :lol:

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Post by Skywalker » Tue May 05, 2009 3:06 pm

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Post by applez » Tue May 05, 2009 6:30 pm

sleesey wrote:Wah...the secretary got strong teeth sia :lol: :lol:
woman will have oral phobia after this..... :lol:

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Post by weaver87 » Tue May 05, 2009 6:37 pm

applez wrote:
sleesey wrote:Wah...the secretary got strong teeth sia :lol: :lol:
woman will have oral phobia after this..... :lol:
i think its the man who will fear! LOL

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Post by Budgy » Tue May 05, 2009 8:27 pm

:shock:

ouch!
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Post by jflye » Tue May 05, 2009 9:13 pm

:lol:

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Post by beemer » Tue May 05, 2009 9:17 pm

that hurts.....
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Post by sbt9281s » Tue May 05, 2009 11:40 pm

okie... i guess now its time to buy a chasity belt... or jus skip foreply altogether :lol:

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Post by wpyeo » Wed May 06, 2009 2:01 am

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Post by eeee78 » Wed May 06, 2009 8:37 am

Maybe she got braces (Metal teeth) on :lol:
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Post by ivant9029 » Thu May 07, 2009 11:31 pm

sleesey wrote:Wah...the secretary got strong teeth sia :lol: :lol:
Bet she got a sexy mouth.... 8) :lol:
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Post by ek3_rs » Sun May 10, 2009 2:20 am

the boss one is small and tiny.
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Post by Jason8052 » Sun May 10, 2009 10:25 am

Ooooo my God :shock: :shock: :shock:
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